What did the cat say to the dog?
cats don’t talk
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING
"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.
favourite person in the world.
oh darlin, I was blind to let you go
let you go, baby
but now since I see you in his arms
I want you back
when your chem teacher gives u a pop quiz
They have spoken.
Heed the Master
Write five positive things about yourself, and then tag some of your favourite blogs that are mutual to keep the cycle moving.
Tagged by les-etoilles
1. I’m Positive
2. I’m Easy To Talk to
3. I’m Loving
4. I’m A Good Friend
5. I love to explore